Here’s the first bit of an email I got today:
Hello Anthony,
I hope this email finds you healthy and well *smile*. My name is Elizabeth and I am a Senior Talent Scout at [company name redacted] and I SO need your assistance.
Chuck, I need Senior SW Engineers with Casino Games experience like yesterday!!! This is for a fun, dynamic team in Austin, Texas responsible for the development and documentation of casino game software.”
Yeah, uh, you missed a search-and-replace at the beginning of that second paragraph, Elizabeth. It kind of spoils your attempt to suggest that this is a personal email directed solely at me.
Based on your history, that sounds pretty well targeted, though. If I received that kind of message, it would be pretty weird..
Who knows, maybe she calls everyone Chuck? =)
At least its not concerns penis enlargement 8)
Smooth! You should send her a reply saying:
Hi Sarah,
I can’t tell you how sooooooooo excited I am to reply and tell you I’m not interested! *smile*
Thanks, Anthony A.K.A. Chuck
P.S. Bit of free advice – ctrl+H ‘chuck’ ‘anthony’ yeah?