Me: “It’s your birthday in a few days, I can’t wait to give you your present!”

Younger Daughter: “What is it what is it what is it?!”

Me: “It’s a secret!”

YD: “Aw. I want mommy to get me my present; I like mommy’s presents better.”

Me: “Well, mommy is getting you one too…but I can’t wait for you to see mine.”

YD: “Well, I bet I’ll like mommy’s better.”

Me: “We’ll see. What are you doing?”

YD: “Watching Minecraft videos. I love them! I just wish we had the real game.”